Monopoly Thoughts. I Have Them.

The single greatest opening roll:

Double 4's
Double 3's
A 3 & 2

That means before your opponent even rolls you have Vermont Avenue, Virginia Avenue and New York Avenue, ie proprties from the 3 most desiable sets since they're cheaper to build houses on, and the oranges are the most-landed upon color in the game, thanks to where the jail is.

"Suck it, 'middle-class'!"