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1. A two year-old girl is playing in her plushly-carpeted playroom.
2. Takes off her diaper for some reason.
3. Immediately shits on the carpet.
4. Steps into shit before walking around, continuing to play. Shit tracks everywhere.
5. Realizes there's shit on her feet, tries to wipe if off with her hands.
6. Continues touching everything in sight.
7. Decides she must get to the bathroom, walks through playroom and three other rooms on the way.
8. Older sister alerts parents what has happened.
9. Parents find shit tracks going throughout the house until they come upon...
10. ...the 2 year-old sitting on the toilet, looking up and beaming at them proud as peaches "Look, I go potty!
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