Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Chipotle Hates Freedom, Jesus and Jesus’ Scrappy, Loveable Sidekick Baby Jesus

Jon Stewart skewers those idiots who wandered around a Chipotle with guns to make sure everybody knows how much they love America:
“We all know that the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. But here’s the problem with open carrying of assault rifles: no one else in that Chipotle knows you’re a good guy. They just know you have a gun! And here’s the thing: even if you put your gun up and go, ‘Don’t worry everybody, we’re good guys!’ that’s the type of thing a clever bad guy might say.”

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