You're welcome.
It's all incredible (duh), and my favorite has always been when he goes to a Bon Jovi concert. Favorite lines:
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: [interviewing Heather Locklear about her husband, Richie Sambora, who is in the background] Hey, can I ask you something?
Heather Locklear: What?
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: In the 80s, did Richie feather his pubes?
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: [Standing in front of large speaker] Hey, uh, what the hell is this?
Roadie #1: That's a bass amp.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: You mean you're going to *amplify* this crap?
[Triumph interviews a fan]
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: How much did you pay to see the show tonight?
Bon Jovi Fan: Forty dollars.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: Forty dollars? Wouldn't it have been better to wait until next year, when they're playing at Six Flags?
[Triumph is at the Bon Jovi concert press junket, which is almost deserted]
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: We're here at the press junket where the press gets to ask questions of Bon Jovi. Quite a turnout, as you can see. Everyone is here. People have come from as far as Exit 12.
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