Monday, May 12, 2014

"Exit 12." Dying.

You can get the complete Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog HERE.

You're welcome.

It's all incredible (duh), and my favorite has always been when he goes to a Bon Jovi concert. Favorite lines:
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: [interviewing Heather Locklear about her husband, Richie Sambora, who is in the background] Hey, can I ask you something?
Heather Locklear: What?
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: In the 80s, did Richie feather his pubes?

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: [Standing in front of large speaker] Hey, uh, what the hell is this?
Roadie #1: That's a bass amp.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: You mean you're going to *amplify* this crap?

[Triumph interviews a fan]
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: How much did you pay to see the show tonight?
Bon Jovi Fan: Forty dollars.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: Forty dollars? Wouldn't it have been better to wait until next year, when they're playing at Six Flags?

[Triumph is at the Bon Jovi concert press junket, which is almost deserted]
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: We're here at the press junket where the press gets to ask questions of Bon Jovi. Quite a turnout, as you can see. Everyone is here. People have come from as far as Exit 12.

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