The absolute WRONG way to ask strangers for money is to hang back behind the line at McDonald’s and casually ask while playing with your fucking iPhone.
The absolute RIGHT way to ask strangers for money is to 1. Look desperate 2. BE RETARDED. I have no idea what this woman was actually trying to say, I made out “dollar” and “I’m trying to”, and I was embarrassed it took me longer than .002 seconds to whip out a $5 to give her. I also have no idea if the second I walked away she laughed her head off at what an idiot I was, and I don’t care because it was, in a word, well done. Unlike that jerkoff at McDonald's.
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