Shocking Breakfast With Xmastime

I decided this morning that I was going to 1. walk to work (30 minutes) 2. load up on some protein to start my day. The only thing, really, between my apartment and office is McDonalds, which I actually thought might work because they're so exacting about their nutrition on their website. After looking online I decided I'd get a sausage and egg biscuit and remove the biscuit, as well as a bacon, egg 'n cheese biscuit sans biscuit and cheese. Even as oily/buttery/AMAZING as I already knew McDonald's biscuits are, I was pretty blown away by what I saw.

Sausage & egg biscuit:

Now here it is without the biscuit:

WHHHHHOOOOAAA! The protein stays high but the calories & sodium, i.e. the bad shit, fucking plummet by over 50%.

Now here's the bacon one (cheese removed):

Aaaaaaaand without the biscuit:

Same thing, but even WAY fewer calories & sodium!!

Bittersweet. It's the greatest fast food biscuit out there, but it also appears to be a deal with the devil.

I'll miss you, old friend.