This Is Disappointing.

Thinkprogress has an article with the title "5 Things About Maya Angelou That Most People Won’t Talk About." Of course her practically being inducted into sainthood now that she's dead makes you think  "ooooooooh, what scandalous bits are here?!!?" You're supposed to think it list a time she got caught eating a puppy or setting fire to white people, but of course the 5 things are just five things that are supposed to make her even more amazing than you'd even thought!!  Wtf.  It's like Jenna Jameson:

5) The other day I walked by a magazine stand and there was a Penthouse with Jenna Jameson on the cover with the headline “Jenna…as You’ve NEVER Seen Her Before!!” I’m like, what does that mean? Jenna fully dressed in a library reading to children? Jenna in a nice pantsuit watching the game? OHHH, wait, it’s Jenna getting drilled by 2 dudes with her face in a doggy dish. Hmm. Sorry, but yes, we have seen this before.

And yes, I give myself credit for probably being the only person to use Jenna Jameson in the same sentence as Maya Angelou the day after her death.