Alice

Back in 2007 I wrote a bit that included this:

But if you were doing anything else, like watching tv, or writing the episode of The Brady Bunch where Mike finally snaps at Alice "well guess what, you're NOT a member of this family, so shut the fuck up and carry your fat ass outta my face, bitch!", you were sent outside to work. 

Well, now I feel bad cause she's dead :(

And how much does it suck to die at 88, but not of old age? Fuck. Like David Halberstam.