Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Books & Movies

As Americans we love to sit around and exhale fumes about how much we liked the book more than the movie because it implies we haven't spent the better part of our days watching whatever the hell Kardashian show is on, which is a lie, but I will offer that To Sir with Love is an incredibly shitty novel - the author never misses a chance to spend a page and a half perceptibly detailing the clothes, makeup, hair, lipstick, shoes, hose, shoes now, hose in relation to the shoes, hair as she's talking, lipstick as she's talking and shoes as she enters and leaves the room of a character that WE'LL NEVER, EVER HEAR FROM AGAIN!!!!!!! Fucking maddening; just as Braveheart could have been 29 minutes long, To Sir with Love could have been a short story were it not for the authors laundry lists of shit that will never matter. - XMASTIME
Here's a lit of nine movies that are better than the book.

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