Monday, June 16, 2014

Damn.

Tony Gwynn is dead. That's the saddest thing I've heard in a while. Who didn't love Tony Gwynn?

From when he was inducted into the MLB Hall of Fame:
Also, enough with the unflattering pictures and jokes about Gwynn’s weight. Fuck you. This dude is the best hitter in half a century and a Hall of Famer. On this day of all days, keep the Jabba the Hut jokes to yourself as you wipe off the Cool Ranch chips from your man titties and bleat about the day in 1979 you went 2 for 3 for your church league. Fucking pathetic. Dude was more of an athlete than you could ever dream of being (I’m sorry – did you get drafted by both MLB and the NBA...on THE SAME DAY???!!?)

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