Duct Taping Kids to the Floor? Yes Please.

Apparently some Texas (of course) Day Care is in trouble for duct taping kids to their mats if they don't nap.  I also find this funny:

Almquist also told ABC that Decker had been complaining for weeks that her son was unable to sleep during nap time, and had requested that Almquist buy a weighted blanket to help keep him down.

What the fuck is this? I mean, I LITERALLY feel like there's no blanket in the world that is heavy enough to keep me down.

Sigh. America. What's happening? Whatever happened to the good 'ol days when neighbors could duct tape a little boy's mouth together without getting in trouble? This makes me sad. See:  :(