FOX News’ Top 10 Reasons Obama Finally Caught the Benghazi Suspect:

10. He’s annoyed at all the attention the World Cup is getting
9. Hillary’s book tour needs a boost
8. Worked up over Game of Thrones finale
7. Has been in Michelle’s doghouse, needed to impress
6. Wanted Redskins news to not be top story of the day
5. Teleprompter said it was November
4. So he’ll have a fellow Muslim playmate at the White House
3. Cause he’s just simply the worst. Ever.
2. Lost a bet in the Cantor/Brat election
1. He didn’t, George Bush did.