Zoo Food Nonsense

I have noting but great memories of the cafeterias at any and all of the zoos/aquariums I went to as a Manny so I must say I resent this review of the food at The Bronx Zoo:

My pizza had a Domino's feel and an assy taste. My tomato soup was worse. It tasted like it had been transported from a Manhattan Hale & Hearty by animals who couldn't keep their paws out of it and who took three years to complete their journey. It was kinda stale.

Hey, it's zoo food. Shut the fuck up and like it.

And yes that makes you eligible for an excerpt from my soon-be-self-published novel:
 
It was a rare treat whenever Luke and Jack’s mothers were free for the day; we’d take the boys to the Bronx Zoo, or Staten Island Museum, wherever - our favorite was the aquarium at Prospect Park because they had the best cafeteria, which we always made sure was our first (and longest) stop.  
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