Wednesday, July 02, 2014

America. Oh Yeah

Ah yes, a place where scantily-clad chicks carrying guns can serve you your chicken wings:
“Customers love that they can come here and express their rights,” Boebert explained. “People can come in carrying their gun, and they can pray over their food. “I consulted with my Christian friends and everyone said ‘Shooters’ sounded like a bar or a strip joint,” Boebert continued. “But … this is Rifle. It was founded around guns and the Old West. We called it Shooters and started throwing guns and Jesus all over the place.”
Yes, I know my Bible very well, and whenever I think of "Jesus" I think of "guns." Of course.

I'll tell you what tho, I find myself in the same room with these idiots, I'm praying to Jesus too.

This strikes me:
We live in a very small town and we take care of our own crime problems.”
If it's such a Jesus-loving, aw-shucks good 'ol 'Murican town, how can there so much crime that the people making onion blossoms need to carry guns?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

My guess is that knowing and talking Jesus does not preclude a gun slinger from shooting in self defense. It's the law.