Damn You, Prince William!

Prince William and Princess Kate-Xmastime are in Brooklyn. Which they never did while I lived there. Grrr.

Ah yes, George: The Lookaway. Nice. I invented that one back in 1993, you're welcome very much.

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “wasn't your live-bloging of their wedding the single greatest moment of the Internet?"

Sigh. Yes, faithful readers. Yes it was.