Saturday, January 03, 2015

Ha!

Years ago I brilliantly wrote:
4) I’m 33 years old, and I still don’t understand why guys are freaked out by gay dudes. To me, this is fucking stupid – hey, Mr. “I love fucking pussy!” Idiot, if some guy is gay THEN THAT’S ONE MORE GUY OUT OF THE WAY OF YOUR QUEST TO FUCK CHICKS!!!!!! Hell, I wish they ALL were gay! I hear a dude is gay, all I think is “nice!” and mentally mark him off the list of dudes I’m competing against for chicks. 
And now for the first time I see from the opening episode of the second series of Blackadder:
Doctor Leech: It isn't every day a man wakes up to discover he's a screaming bender with no more right to live on God's clean Earth than a weasel. Ashamed of yourself?
Blackadder: Not really, no.
Doctor Leech: Bloody Hell. I would be. Still, why should I complain. Just leaves more rampant totty for us real men, eh? 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

looks like mr. bean.