It's Official: I'm a Racist.

Last year HERE I mentioned my addiction to Brand Eating. Hardly a day has passed since without my going down the rabbit hole of fast food porn. And when reading the reviews the voice I gave the guy was always slightly dull, probably suburban white dude who worked human resources somewhere. And in this photo, I saw a white hand:

But today my world was rocked by this review of Chick-fil-A, which featured this photo:

And of course the first thing I thought was "oh my God I've been doing his voice wrong, I gotta change the voice!!"

Sigh. 2015. (shaking head sadly.)