Monday, January 26, 2015

Only Fools and Horses Scene du Jour

Del: Don't worry. (Indicating the back of the pub) 'Ere look at that - oi, down there - those two there.
Rodney: Do I look like St George? Oh come on Del, look at that one, she's older than the Mary Rose!
Del: She's alright. I thought you said that this girlfriend of yours was a bit of a film star. Well, Bette Davis is a film star.
Rodney: Yeah, well so was Rin Tin Tin!
Del: Don't know, it hasn't bothered you other years, as it?
Rodney: God, look at the state of her, eh.
Del: Eh, what?
Rodney: You can see her wrinkles from here!
Del: Alright, alright.
Rodney: Got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp, ain't she?
Del: Alright, go on, you can have the better one.
Rodney: That is the better one!!

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