Trillionaire?

Moi on the question of "who will become the world's first trillionaire, a few years back:

I think I have the answer (to the first part, that is): whoever comes up with a way to keep goddam ear buds from having to take about 20 fucking minutes to fucking untangle if god forbid they go more than three fucking seconds not inserted into your ears. For fuck's sake, man. 

Looks like someone's done it...well, Amazon.