Thoughts. I Have Them.

Besides humans flying in airplanes being something that actually exists, I’m also freaked the fuck out at how HIGH they fly. What, 8 miles in the air? Are you kidding me? How did that even occur to anybody? If I had invented flying, I’m pretty sure planes would never go higher that about 8 feet in the air. “Xmas, don’t you think we could go faster in thinner air, higher up?” “Nope. This is juuuuuuuust fine, thank you very much.”