The Clips!

It may be hard to remember in a Blake Griffin world just how awful the L.A. Clippers were for so long, so here's a refresher:

Johnson: I had an automobile that was stolen. I went to the police department down there near the Sports Arena off of Vernon to report my car being stolen and the detective, he looked up and said, “Marques Johnson, I ought to arrest you and the rest of those Clippers for impersonating a basketball team.”

Great stuff throughout the article. And at least Elgin Baylor's gone, who should be running the War on Drugs.