The Inbetweeners

Not only is Jay Cartwright the biggest pussyhound who's never gotten any of all time, I look at his face and think he could somehow play all 5 Monty Pythons simultaneously.

"You better bring your wellies, because you'll be knee-deep in clunge." 

"Morning benders, jump in the minge mobile."

"This girl's so wet for me I can hear the waves breaking in her fanny."

"Don't worry about me, mate, I'm up to my neck in sluts at the moment."

His quotes and bullshit stories even have their own Facebook page.