White Riot, I Wanna Riot

But if I did go on a shooting spree, unlike if I was black, cops would apparently bring me cupcakes:

...the photo appears to depict "a remarkably casual treatment of individuals who could be potential suspects for mass murder. No one is handcuffed and several people appear to have access to their cell phones."

Umm, hello...nobody's heard of a little thing called "Photoshop"? I mean, is this 1989, people??!??!! jeez.