Saturday, August 22, 2015

Dinnertime Last Night

(Waitress is listing the available desserts)
Waitress: ...and then there's the "Not Your Father's Root Beer Float."
Me: What makes it "not my father's"?
Waitress: It's got alcohol in it.
Me: (Pause) Wouldn't that be exactly what makes it a father's root beer float?
(Waitress head explodes)

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