On to Plan B.

From Classic Man's Do Not Make Animal Noises at Women:

• Do not whistle, shout or make animal noises at females in public.
• If you are over the age of forty, do not make suggestive remarks or double entendres as a part of a flirtation ritual with a younger woman.
• Do not make rude or suggestive comments to any females with whom you have a less than intimate acquaintance, and especially if you are in the company of one or more other males.
• Never touch a female with whom you have a less than intimate acquaintance in any way differently than you would touch another male.