In America

One day, probably not in our lifetime, enough mass killings will have added up to make America finally abolish guns. And the irony will be that it won't be because of pinko-commie liberal hippies like me, but because of so-called "responsible" gun-owners who demanded the rights of extremists be protected in the form of mass proliferation, automatic weapons, "everyone should be armed everywhere" beliefs so that the killings kept occurring.  But hey, they're the "good guys", of course.