Sunday, January 24, 2016

Life & How to Live It

(Scene: me standing alone in kitchen, shoveling a bag of chips the size of a pillow into my face. 4 year-old walks in.)
Her: I want some chips!
Me: You can't. It's not lunchtime.
Her: How come you can eat them?
Me: I'm an incredible hypocrite.
Her: Okay! (Happily skips away)

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