Today Uber held a promotion for a dog adoption place by bringing puppies for you to play with for 15 minutes in the hopes you'd adopt one. I've never seen an entire office come together to work so hard to get anything done like I witnessed us all trying to get those puppies. I mean, I put less effort to get into college than I did trying to get a gotdam Uber puppy.
Finally, one of us hit pay dirt. I've celebrated weddings and births yet I have never been as excited
for another human being as I am for the guy in my office who got an Uber
Must say, post-puppy depression really hit us hard after they were gone.