Ohoh. Shark!!! I don’t appear as concerned as I would’ve thought. Well. The shark does have blond hair. And of course my nonchalance is all an act. “Christ,” I remember thinking “if they can get to Seacrest, they sure as shit can get my big ass…”
Here’s me waiting patiently for the attack while the shark does his stomach crunches and leg lifts. The fluffing part of the shark attack business, I guess.
Now the shark has lost a contact lens. This attack is going very slowly…ironically, I’m getting hungry.
Me & Lil Bear set to pose for the camera; I’ve shown him how to do the patented Xmastime “I’m #1!” finger. He does not look impressed.
“Hey asshole!! Around here, we do the two fingers!! Get it right!!!!”
Lil Bear wins, we do the two fingers. Apparently while I try to look like Fozzie Bear.
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