Monday, June 20, 2016

Today du Jour

VERY pleased with my small talk efforts in my Uber today.

(5 minutes of silence)
Driver: (shattering 5 minutes of silence) Have a good weekend?
Me: I did. How about you?
Driver: It was good.
Me: (bravely deciding to push it) Well, it's over now.
Driver: Working for the next one!
Me: You got that right.

(Spent final 4 minutes of silence replaying the above in my head, finally patted self on the back for a job well done.)

No comments: