Guy right behind me:
“HEY! HEY! HEY MY TRAIN GETS IN IN
30 MINUTES…I CANT HEAR YOU, 30 MINUTES! I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU’RE
SAYING, ILL BE THERE IN…I CAN’T HEAR YOU…HEY, YOU THERE? YOU THERE? YOU
THERE? 30 MINUTES! I’LL SEE YOU IN 30 MINUTES!!!...OKAY I’LL TEXT YOU
WHEN I GET THERE.”
And that’s how “why didn’t you just text him
that instead of barking on the phone for 5 minutes?” became the last
thought in my pretty little head before it fucking exploded.
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