Wednesday, November 16, 2016


Conversations with a 1st-grader:
Her: do you know my friend ___________?
Me: no.
Her: how about ____________?
Me: why on earth would I know these people? Are these famous first graders?
Her: no.
Me: ok then.

(Long pause)
Her: do you know _____________?
(I hurl myself out of window)

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