Friday, January 13, 2017

#uberthought du jour

Whenever a lady asks a gentleman about the quality of his previous sexual performance, either when merely flirting or just before actually doing the deed itself, the correct response from said gentleman is to lay on as smug a look possible while saying "oh, I've never gotten any complaints." Just once I'd like to hear about some dude who replied with "you know, there have been some complaints..."

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