Saturday

Went to Giant and back in 15 minutes and in that time the skies opened up. Came home, my kitchen had flooded. "Oh well," I sighed. "Could be worse - at least I'm not some fucking Nazi in Charlottesville today."

Sat down, couldn't immediately find my Apple TV remote. "WHY OH WHY GOD DO THESE THINGS HAPPEN TO ME I HATE MY LIFE AND WANT TO FUCKING DIE!!!!!"