Saturday, December 30, 2017

how i SZee the GOP Tax Bill Playing Out


Step 1: average Republican worker thrilled with moderate tax cut. “Praise Trump! Glory to Trump!”
Step 2: starts to notice his taxes rising again while corporate cuts stay the same.
Step 3: realizes he was duped, while GOP fat cats are completely stuffed to the gills with his cash.
Step 4: temporary relief - McRib is back!!!
Step 5: embarrassed at looking foolish, so doubles down: “We need a bigger tax cut for billionaires!
Step 6: watches Brady win another fucking Super Bowl.
Step 7: finds a way to blame Democrats.


Lather, rinse, repeat.

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