Only Fools du Jour

Grandad: They used to have little lads of 14 pretending they was 18 just so they could fight for their king and country!
Del: What, and they accepted the little sprogs?
Grandad: More often than not…my brother George lied about his age.
Rodney: Pretended he was 18?
Grandad: No, he was 18, he pretended he was 14. They saw through it though. I think it was the mustache.