Wednesday, February 13, 2019

Xmastime Onion Headlines

Dog loses count, not sure he spun 3 times before sleeping

Same 8 year-old spills his goddam Pepsi at birthday party at Pizza Hut again

Sean Hannity: WAS Ben Franklin our best president?

Area Dad insists no no, THIS was the hottest goddam summer ever

GM looking for reason to recall 8 million cars

Aliens say thanks, but no thanks on visiting Earth

ONION CLASSIC: Crazed gunman shoots at Yoko Ono, misses 5 times


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