Tuesday, October 27, 2020

Goot EVE-ahning....

I'm reading Dracula for the first time, so imagine my surprise when only 35 pages in Jonathan Harker witnesses Count Dracula crawling down the castle walls like a lizard...35th page? There's 400 pages in this book - wtf is going to happen after this!??! Doesn't dude just say "well this has been great, see ya!", sprint like a goddam greyhound to the nearest train back to London and boom, THE END?

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