Wednesday, November 18, 2020

G-Curse

I didn't really know there was a such a thing as the "Guinness Curse". Do you have to be incredibly rich and famous to be part of a curse that anybody gives a shit about? Probably. Anyway, it just tragically happened again.

Of course to me there will always only be one Guinness heir, and he at least had the wherewithal to die his way into one of the greatest songs of all time, so.

I read the news today, oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
 
He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords

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