Saturday, December 26, 2020

Lies, Lies, Lies

Here is a collection of Five Lies You've Been Told About Christmas.

To sum up: Santa was originally a scary asshole, Jingle Bells was written as a pro-Confederate dude as a Thanksgiving song, Colonel Sanders > Santa Claus, the whole "Brits and Germans stopped WWI to play soccer" story is bullshit, and (surprise!) Tiny Tim is, and always has been, dead af.

Happy Holidays!

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