MMMMMMM, Good!

For those of you bitching how much 2020 has sucked, might I present to you the soon-to-be-immortal A Recipe for Seduction:

Lifetime and KFC revealed on Monday that Mario Lopez will play Colonel Sanders in A Recipe for Seduction, which is being touted as a “Lifetime Original Mini-Movie Presented by Kentucky Fried Chicken,” but is surely just a long commercial. I mean, that’s what we want to assume. (Update: It’s indeed a 15-minute mini-movie, I am assured.)

“Some folks take their secrets to the grave, but Colonel Sanders takes his to the deep fryer,” reads promo copy on the KFC Facebook page, while the “movie” poster (below) features the teaser line, “We All Have Our Secrets, His Just Happens to Be… A Recipe for Seduction.”

The perfect blend of spices, indeed: a venerated Saved by the Bell alumnus, fried chicken promoted by a kinda-Confederate-y pretend soldier, Lifetime movies and, of course, seduction. Yes please!