Wednesday, January 20, 2021

Some Final Trump Thoughts, and Then Enough of This Shit Already

Trump may be gone but there’s still millions of suckers with their hands out asking to continue being useful idiots for people who couldn’t think any less of them if they tried (which they will). The next, more competent version of Trump will truly be terrifying.

Four years of reporters solemnly asking Trump supporters, the “forgotten ones”, what they want and it turns out they want racism, historic economic disparity, determined cruelty to the poor & the end of democracy in the name of an authoritarian they can call “daddy”. Fuck. Them.
 
Trump supporters don’t believe the election was rigged because of decades of careful study of election margins and machinations leading them to finally say enough is enough. They believe it because their Toddler King’s precious feelings were hurt and he is their fake-tanned god they must have slavish devotion to. Fucking ridiculous.
 
Did anybody have "60 years" in the 'how long will it take for a second Catholic president to be elected' office pool? 🤔

4 years ago today, when our collective blood pressure was much lower...for what I'm sure lasted about another 4 minutes:
 
 
After four years, Trump pardoning Steve Bannon sums up his supporters in a nutshell: "A major force behind Trump’s 2016 election, Bannon was charged by federal prosecutors in Manhattan last summer with defrauding thousands of Trump supporters through an alleged self-enrichment scheme that he advertised as a campaign to bankroll the president’s signature Mexican border wall proposal." They'll celebrate Bannon's pardon as "sticking it to the libs!" when they were the ones he actually ripped off. Incredible.

Okay, this one was brilliant:
 
"DID YOU HEAR ME? I SAID I'M LEAVING! HEY, I MEAN IT, I'M LEAVING, I'M REALLY - OH, FORGET IT!"

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