Monday, March 08, 2021

Down Goes Xmas! Down Goes Xmas!

Xmastime Hall of Famer and one-time phone BFF Chris "Mad Dog" Russo is spending the day talking about the 50th anniversary of the Fight of the Century, and while I don't know/care much about boxing or Joe Frazier he was in fact featured in an incredibly famous rap I wrote nine years ago:

FULL RAP (so far):
My name is Xmas and I like hittin' skins
When I get up in dem guts, girl, everybody wins.

My name is Xmas and I like A Tale of Two Cities,
Bobby Darin, chow fun, and a bumpin' on yo titties.

My name is Xmas, and girl u better bring a taser
Cause when I'm poundin' on dat ass it's like Ali beatin' Frazier.

My name is Xmas, and u know that I aint bluffing,
Oh, u can be the turkey, girl, and imma be the stuffing.

My name is Xmas, and I ain't triflin' when I mention
Imma break down that phat ass like a Latin I declension.

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