Friday, March 26, 2021

I Don't like This Shit

Okay guys, I don't like this shit: they've ranked the Muppets but Fozzie Bear is only goddam #4:

If you’re lucky, you have a friend in your life like Fozzie Bear. Sure, it’s hard to watch him fail so spectacularly at the one thing he loves more than anything else on earth. But it’s worth it when you realize that his real talent is believing in his friends just as much as he believes in himself. No one does sentimentality better than the Foz, while keeping the self-pity to a minimum (cough, cough KERMIT cough, cough). And say what you will about his jokes, but no other Muppet can pull off scarves AND polka dots with this bear’s flair.

Fozzie Bear is a comedy genius who busted his furry ass while delightfully changing the game for all of us out here desperately trying to get a few laughs. So yeah, I don't like this shit.

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