Imagine that: bearing the name of the one, miniscule, mysteriously hidden part of the female anatomy that apparently unlocks all kinds of orgasmic pleasure, driving a woman crazy to YOUR your touch. Not too shabby. Would not be the worst pick-up line at your local tavern. - XMASTIME
Now here's a guy with some regrets:
At 71, Herbie Allen got one of the most unusual compliments of his life when a health care worker told him he has “perfect poop.”
Besides being “perfect,” Allen’s poop also could be lucrative. “I found out I could make $13,000 to $15,000 a year for my poop,” Allen said. “About $40 a day.”
Why couldn't he have discovered this unique talent as a young man? He could be living large on mounds of ca$h from his doo-doo while using it to pick up women at the bar.
Sigh. A wasted life, indeed.
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