Jackie Kennedy was born 92 years ago today. For all the talk about how young JFK was when he died, we seem to have not noticed that Jackie only lived to be 64. I guess I should be grateful she died before I revealed her to only be my #2 Kennedy Lady:
Always had a thing for a young Ethel Kennedy. Over-tanned, teeth out front mingling with the crowd telling knock-knock jokes, always looking at home in a lil tennis skirt. Sigh. Mrs. Xmastime-Kennedy. Still single, I would guess?
Sorry/not sorry, Jackie!
"Thanks Xmastime, guess I'll just make my own birthday cake too. Ass."
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