With God as My Witness I Will Not Pick the Restaurant:
A: Are you saying you might be in the mood for tacos, sushi, or pasta?
B: Fuck you. Those were only a few examples from an overwhelming, infinite pool of possibilities. Why? Do you have a specific restaurant in mind that serves tacos, sushi, or pasta? It sounds like you might be thinking of a specific restaurant.
A: No fucking way. I remain 100 percent neutral in the restaurant selection process. I’m just so chill and easygoing that I could genuinely go anywhere.
B: I am equally chill and easygoing. You could take me to a restaurant where the waiters slap you in the face.
The whole thing is just fantastic.
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