Tuesday, September 28, 2021

OFAH du Jour

Apparently there's something going on with Koreans eating dogs. I have no desire to actually read the article but either way, this is a great opportunity to laugh at this great scene from a most classic Only Fools and Horses episode, A Touch of Glass:

Del: This is North Korea’s finest porcelain. But our two great cultures have a different attitude towards animals. We are both a nation of dog lovers – the only difference is they love to eat ’em!
Rodney: Do they really eat ’em?
Del: Would I lie to you? If a North Korean came to live in London he’d think that Battersea Dog’s Home was a take-away! No, there’s nothing they like more than a nice plate of poodle kebabs.
Rodney: Oh leave it out will yer!
Del: Or a bull terrier pie. Or sweet ‘an sour greyhound.
Rodney: Oi! – one more word out of you and I’m gonna be sick on your sheepskin, and I mean it! 
Del: Go on, put yer foot down Rodney. I’m starving! I could just go a nice Jack Russell and chips.

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