Del:
This is North Korea’s finest porcelain. But our two great cultures have
a different attitude towards animals. We are both a nation of dog
lovers – the only difference is they love to eat ’em!
Rodney: Do they really eat ’em?
Del:
Would I lie to you? If a North Korean came to live in London he’d think
that Battersea Dog’s Home was a take-away! No, there’s nothing they
like more than a nice plate of poodle kebabs.
Rodney: Oh leave it out will yer!
Del: Or a bull terrier pie. Or sweet ‘an sour greyhound.
Rodney: Oi! – one more word out of you and I’m gonna be sick on your sheepskin, and I mean it!
Del: Go on, put yer foot down Rodney. I’m starving! I could just go a nice Jack Russell and chips.
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