Tuesday, October 12, 2021

Garfield & Moi!!!!

[My mother] worked at the town library, and one day some old man wingnut started showing up to harass her by telling her to take her Yankee ass back home, that the South will rise again, and other things you might see on a bumper sticker or shot glass below the Mason-Dixon line.  His friendly visits went on for a few weeks, until finally one day during his spiel he suddenly pulled a gun out and pointed it at her. “Get your Yankee ass outta town,” he warned her.  My mother, never surprised by one’s lack of Southern hospitality, slowly looked up at him, took off her glasses and said: “Mister, I got four kids at home. Do your worst.” - THE GREATEST BOOK OF ALL TIME

Meanwhile, Garfield du Jour:

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