Being 4 years old - 28 in human years - I guess Scooter's not a teenager, but I've noticed he does his rebel teen bit whenever you try to call him to come to you. Whether you whistle at him or clap "come on, buddy!", apparently inside his mind it goes like this:
Human: "Come on, Scooter! Come here, buddy!"
Scooter: Fuck that shit. You're not my master, I'll come whenever I'm good and goddam ready to come.
(8 seconds later)
Okay I'm ready now. (Sprints to human)
Scooter, Thy Name is "No Dignity"
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